Saturday, 16 November 2013

Terminal Woman & Fat-free Fionna

Yes, Yes, I know I missed a deadline last week! But then I am free and I love the sound of deadlines whooshing by! I could not enjoy that sound for a major part of my life! So here goes my poem about a tough, straightforward one-of-a-kind boss (why do we always remember them the most?) and a colleague with wedding-dress blues!  

TERMINAL WOMAN

She gazes out her window and breakfasts on broken glass.
Know not when things came to such a frightful pass.
With that diet, she yet does not attain critical mass,
Nonetheless, she consumes with that certain touch of class!


She conducts human sacrifice by the light of the full moon,
And we will all meet our comeuppance very soon.
It’s too late now to repent, beg mercy or make amends,
We have to swallow bitter medicine that, on her largess, depends!

At the meeting, thumping the table, she had her say,
We had a lot to answer and hell lot more to pay,
Besides, she was having a rather bad hair day,
Poor Rudy jumped out of his skin and out of her way!

Hold on! In your hands hold not your head in despair,
Seize the day and for the onslaught prepare,
Although she does display virtue beyond compare,
Alas! Alack! Those moments are woefully rare!

 

Fat-Free Fionna

She woke up one maudlin Monday morn,
Feeling sad, desolate and forlorn.
It’s not fair, birds in the trees are merrily twitting
While this gorgeous, glorious dress is not fitting.

Her jaw she set in dour, determined fashion,
And rushed to the gym with renewed passion.
Treadmill miles, bench presses, diet food, the works,
No half-measures, no short-cuts, only full fat-free perks!

She dreamed, driving down the New Jersey Turnpike,
By her side, her silent man, her lucky strike.
Rainy days, traffic jams, warm people, warmer climes,
Nostalgia clouds her vision as she ponders the good times.

Late evening, at my window, streams the reluctant sun
Setting aflame memory-filled motes of dust, the joy, the fun!
And pondering this life of diamonds and rust,
I remember the little girl who belligerently fed me sawdust!

Antonio

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