Monday, 31 March 2014

LOL

It has been a longer than usual hiatus. Just a question! In this internet age, are we really free? 

LOL


No one knows when the argument began
They put it all down to that beastly man
who placed an innocuous post on Facebook
Some understood, some his intentions mistook!

Aunt Tessie forgot to breathe and passed away.
Nephew Bertie was hard put to keep emotions in sway.
With trembling fingers, he opened his FB page,
Floodgates opened, words flew like birds from a cage!

Back to Bertie and his innocuous Facebook post.
Aunt Tessie has moved on, sailed up that eternal coast,
No more fries, will miss her sorpotel, her French toast,
But her sweet little smile, I will miss the most! LOL

At the last three letters, the antagonists furiously gathered
And demanded that he be tarred, drawn and quartered
On the poor lady's demise, how could he laugh out loud
This puts attendance at the funeral under an ominous cloud!

Why is he laughing out loud? Is he laughing all the way to the bank
Did she leave him all her money? Our dismal hopes, he just sank
Speculation raged, his character discussed, attitude fits like a glove
For goodness sake, cried Bertie, all I meant was lots of love!


Antonio   

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Look what Persia sent us


An ode to a small community that has given me so much joy over the years and continue to do so. Never regretted a minute of it especially when working for a cause!

Of course, I have been advised by a friend who is a legal eagle and an expert in such matters to furnish a disclaimer of sorts:

The characters in this poem are fictitious and any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental!

And for those of you who can feel the context in which this is written and find an apparent likeness, identify yourself, stand tall, enjoy and know that your laughter and joy of living is written in stone! 


LOOK WHAT PERSIA SENT US

Down South Mumbai way, live two girls named Binaifer,
One decidedly deciduous, the other constant conifer.
Wonder why they are referred as regions geographic,
Their mere existence, in the tropics, defies extreme logic!

This is said in praise and not indiscriminate scorn,
Both are as fresh as dewdrops in the early morn,
Befalling night does not darken their brows,
And they will not go gently like docile cows!

Act 2, Scene 1 presents Farrokh, that old bauger,
Sipping his first gin laced with generous lager,
Staring at the cuckoo in the gulmohar tree,
Thinking about the world and being free!

They say they are melancholy and eccentric,
Sometimes their circles may not be concentric,
I beg to differ and exclaim that is not so
Until I espy Freny trying to lick her big toe!

They stand on the shores, daring Darkness’ rising tide,
No doubt that Life and Right are firm by their side,
Following terms and conditions to the letter,
Without them, without a doubt, life would not be better!



Antonio

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Naughty Nicole

Here's another one of the young who entered and exited!

NAUGHTY NICOLE

Naughty Nicole, in swirling skirt, swept into the room,
Only to find Selma playing cat-and-mouse with a broom,
She deemed her Italian, rechristened the feline Pupulini,
So that she could rhyme with cannelloni and tortellini!

She proceeded to toss Pupulini in the cold winter air
With distracted disdain and a certain kind of flair,
All the cat-lovers were horrified with wide-eyed shock,
Rolled up their sleeves, prepared to knock off her block!

They wondered and analysed this weird juggling act,
Was she sane? She’s losing some, yes, that’s a fact,
Imagine the worst if she tossed her man in the air,
The poor soul would be up-ended to his eternal despair!

All in all, she was one energetic, vibrant, bubbly lass,
Who never failed to religiously attend Sunday Mass,
That’s what she told her mother with a heave and sighs,
What would life be if not for a few little white lies!

Comprehension dawning, the multitude wept copious tears,
She could do no more, say no more nor allay their fears
It was no lie, though, when she said she had to leave,
They saluted, cheered and in her wake, lay down to grieve.



            Antonio

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Interlude

You may have observed that most material published on my blog are about celebrating people - those who at some time or the other, enter and exit one's life. As one's career moves on, colleagues get younger and younger. And this poem is about those in whose presence, I felt alive! The good times, far away from the high tension that was part of daily routine.

Another lesson! Remember the good times, forget the bad!

INTERLUDE
(for Kavita, Lilian, Pooja, Shilpa, Sonali, Suchita, Bharat, Kunal & Noshir)


In the too brief interlude between work and hard work
The entire team decided their responsibilities to shirk
Rode the bus down the dark, desperate highway
No waiting to exhale and blindly seizing the day!

The rain driving kaleidoscopic patterns on the glass
The team reached for glory and attained critical mass
The noise unabated, joy was unalloyed and pure
Lost their way, got back on track, for fun, no cure!

Morning brought them to the miniscule reservoir
Not enough to contain their unbridled energy
Moved to paddle boats in a man-made lake
One safe return, the other, the shore could barely make!

Life continued on the edge of the lunatic fringe
Leaving those, not party to paradise, to cringe
Gathered around karaoke machine, one crazy dude
In macho masculine voice, gently affirmed – INTERLUDE!

Carried over to the room, on sadness, a permanent nix
Threw in whisky and vodka for a merry uproarious mix
And lyrics on the screen rendered romantic mood
A smoking hot feminine voice, gently crooned – INTERLUDE!

Then it was time to hit the disco dance floor,
As they gyrated, set the pace, what a show!
As spirits rose and the soul fed on good food
In one voice, they shook the heavens and cried – INTERLUDE!

Antonio


Saturday, 4 January 2014

Quest for Jest

The holiday season has ended. And year-end reviews and new year perspectives reigned awhile. I thought I'd let the noise die down, let the usual internet clichés run their course. Old correspondence pulled out from my archives addressing common concerns. Fact, nonsense,  life learning, management lesson? Maybe? 


Hi Zoeb,
Thanks for the invitation to light banter.

However, being the self-appointed court jester, I cannot stop my fingers and keyboard from speaking my mind. And I do appreciate people who are upfront and speak their mind. I believe that positive conflict is necessary for the growth of any organisation be it our place of work (for the money or voluntary), the family, friends and society at large. And though I agree that the banter and the feel-good factor are important, we must pause awhile to address issues that are close to the heart and face up to them like mature human beings. So long as all parties to the conflict face each other in a mature fashion!

We are human beings first and, the fact that we are single-minded about our cause does not mean that we do not experience the emotions that may appear negative on the surface. I see it as passion from people who care about the cause they work for! Now all we need to do is ignite that passion further with accompanying vision, then we got it made! I think that is what we are asking for. Passion combined with vision will catapult us into a higher realm!

Even when the lighthearted stuff is not taken in the right spirit, let us remember that there are times when some of us may have other pressures that seep through our communication. So let’s excuse that.

And for your invitation, here’s a poem in your honour:

To Zoeb in his Quest for Jest


‘tis not the clime for jest, my friend,
When forthright speech we miscomprehend,
For men must learn and apprehend
Their domineering egos to suspend!

The jester stands alone in the abandoned court
And watches Passion die in the castle moat!
Behind his mask, he wears a weary frown
As no one sees the tears of a clown!

Pardon me if I strike the wrong key,
‘tis not an ill wind that blows o’er the sea
but the tumult raised by passionate men
who attempt to beard the lion in its den!

Raise the clarion call for sanity
Blow the bugle for maturity
Pray, let wiser counsel prevail
So that the cause does not flounder and fail!



Antonio

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Year-end Nostalgia

As we come to the end end of another year, I just  cannot help reminiscing about the good times - old friends (in every sense of the word), old booze, hearty food, comfort zone in general, although I must confess all of us were a little cranky at times! Go ahead and read about old geezers trying to recapture  their youth!

GOA SOJOURN

As dawn broke on the orange horizon east,
The Magnificent Seven set out to the feast.
Jack Daniels waited and summed up eight,
To the Candolim shore, they must not be late!

On the expressway they pressed on to glory,
Each mile told another tale, another story.
Down the road, for tea or coffee, no call,
O! What the hell, ‘tis time for alcohol!

At the roadside, JD made a welcome entry,
Regardless of curious stares of rural gentry,
Improvised mixing in JD’s decorative can,
Over here, on drinking, there is no ban!

Touchdown four forty five at Mafia Cocktail
Owner Tony from live socket, he got mail!
Cooked up a seafood storm with sister cook,
Dig in, eat hearty and no second look!

Raucous evensong on Ave Maria balcony,
Some, in audience below, contemplated felony,
Irish couple wanted tune to dance a jig,
They did not oblige, they did not give a fig!

Dinner at Florentine was lost in translation
In the soft twilight, an American proclamation
I am original Goan, he cried, sounding surreal
For a man who knows not his xacuti from cafreal!

Lunch again at Sinquerim riverside, Tropicana Bar,
Fish cutlets, sorpotel, Canadian pay, back to car.
Monday night brought two more from big bad city,
They could have lost one, did not, more is the pity!

The mad search for sausage commenced,
To Village Agacaim the intrepid few went.
Baboi placed intestines stuffed with porcine girth,
The American got money’s worth, added to the mirth!

Then one Anglo went to dentist, the other to field,
One with toothache, the other with mooli urge,
Using Goan hospitality as defensive shield
For services, all payments they did gently purge!

That night found them at Stone House blues
Yet no one kicked off their fancy shoes
For beyond their understanding and ken
The argument rallied around excise men!

The singing was good, the guitar was better,
This was music, pure, unalloyed, without fetter.
As they listened, it struck a chord, it did ring,
The gracious sultan for the bill, he did swing!

The route swung from scenic countryside to spiritual,
Venerable cathedrals, sacred relics, car ineffectual,
Mechanics worked, leaders watched homely philomenas,
And for driving out, speculated the offer of nine novenas!

Time to leave, thanks above, it went without any major hitch,
Time to pay Sharon and, for a discount, make feverish pitch,
Two hirsute seadogs, long-haired and bearded, laid the charm,
As all drove into ensuing sunset with quiet and pacific calm!


Monday, 9 December 2013

FORT WALKS

These days one encounters a lot of folks conducting walks in South Mumbai's heritage precincts. My advice  - no package tours, do your own thing, find your own song to sing. It is a lot more enjoyable.


FORT WALKS


Woodward & Bernstein, with hearty collective soul,
Met with Deep Throat, their old and faithful mole.
Alas! Not a delectable, lovely Linda Lovelace clone!
Just another leery geriatric with a handy cellphone!

From Charni Road, their legs walked, away they went
The straight and narrow was their natural bent.
Fit-as-fiddle joggers did not create undue desolation,
In fat and unfit 15-year projects, they found consolation!

The horizon was lined with love, on the deadly rocks,
The trio marched on and ran off their lively socks!
At last! Time to put the calorie-burner on slow sim,
For unhealthy breakfast they exercised life and lim’

At Stadium Restaurant, kheema and scrambled eggs
Washed down by coffee, past weak knees, into tired legs.
Thought they’d catch culture at the Museum of Modern Art
But the doors were closed for this brand of Old Fart!

Their next move was the Museum, artefacts and antiquities,
Natural History, World History, Indian History, mummies,
Woodward was afraid they’d arrest him for past inequities,
And exhibit him in hall celebrating world’s biggest tummies!

Feet and hunger led them to Cafe Military’s expansive doors,
The streets of Mumbai were not exactly like Irish moors,
For spiritual rejuvenation, Parsee akoori and caramel custard
Left the threesome resembling stuffed great indian bustard!

Churchgate train, upto Mumbai Central in second-class can,
Just keeping company with that strange third-class man!
Onward journey in style, comfort and first-class luxury,
But no news from Deep Throat was not the morning’s strategy!

Antonio